Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right?<\/p>\n
Dad: What do you mean?<\/p>\n
Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up.<\/p>\n
Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves are any more magical than something like a whale? You know what I mean? What if I told you a story about how underneath the ocean, there was this giant sea mammal that used sonar and sang songs and it was so big that its heart was the size of a car and you could crawl through the arteries? I mean, you’d think that was pretty magical, right? <\/p>\n
Mason: Yeah. But, like, right this second, there’s, like, no elves in the world, right?<\/p>\n
Dad: No. Technically, no elves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mason: Dad, there’s no real magic in the world, right? Dad: What do you mean? Mason: You know, like elves and stuff. People just made that up. Dad: Oh, I don’t know. I mean, what makes you think that elves … Continue reading