{"id":2513,"date":"2015-06-18T20:36:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T03:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/?p=2513"},"modified":"2020-10-18T11:52:55","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T18:52:55","slug":"bible-system-updates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/2015\/06\/18\/bible-system-updates\/","title":{"rendered":"Bible System Updates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <i>The New Yorker<\/i>, last November: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/magazine\/2014\/11\/24\/bible-system-updates\">Bible System Updates<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nVERSION 1.0: Original release. Heavens, Earth, formless void.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And so on.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n1.6 \u201cSodom and Gomorrah\u201d N.S.F.W. glitch identified and removed. Bible now free of \u201cHomosexuality\u201d virus.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And then<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nVERSION 2.0: \u201cNew Testament\u201d expansion pack. Adds Jesus features.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And so on and so on.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nVERSION 6.0: Homosexuality-compatible. Homosexual colors added back (sea-foam green, fire-engine red).<\/p>\n<p>6.1 Eve now known as Steve.<\/p>\n<p>6.2 \u201cOriginal Sin\u201d glitch fixed; basic human goodness implied.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And finally,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n6.12 \u201cGod\u201d feature removed entirely. Replaced with \u201cThe Cloud.\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The New Yorker, last November: Bible System Updates VERSION 1.0: Original release. Heavens, Earth, formless void. And so on. 1.6 \u201cSodom and Gomorrah\u201d N.S.F.W. glitch identified and removed. Bible now free of \u201cHomosexuality\u201d virus. And then VERSION 2.0: \u201cNew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/2015\/06\/18\/bible-system-updates\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2513"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2515,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2513\/revisions\/2515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.markrkelly.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}