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First Corinthians:

• 1:7, “as you wait for the revealing of our Lord Jesus Christ”. Another allusion to Paul’s prediction of the imminent Second Coming, which has conspicuously failed to happen for some 2000 years now. Again, why hasn’t this most egregious example of a failed prophecy undermined everything else Paul said? Because selection bias, as we now understand it: people are sensitive to prophecies that come true, no matter how vaguely, thus Paul’s numerous citations of Hebrew scripture, while ignoring all the ancient prophecies that never managed to come true. For contemporary Christians, it’s a matter of ignoring the ones that don’t come true, including this one. Only the hits count.
• 1:18, “For the message about the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved…” Another appeal to tribalism; us v. them, and how Paul’s followers should feel very special for being among the chosen elite.
• 1:19, appeal to scripture, and anti-intellectualism. (Because the more you know, the less susceptible you are to the power of magical tales of miracles.)
• 1:22, “For the Jews demand signs and Greeks demand wisdom” – as opposed to Paul’s followers; in other works, we don’t need evidence! We don’t need reason!
• 1:26-27, All about upstaging those elites – how this does resemble contemporary American politics, with a certain candidate appealing to the ignorant base against the ‘establishment’! – which leads me again to wonder, if there was this god, how it is he didn’t manage to reveal his truth to everyone, if it’s really the truth? Why play favorites? Why does it not instead *seem exactly* like the conceited fantasies of a tribe or cult who fancied themselves the chosen of their particular, local god?
• 3:19, “for the wisdom of the world is foolishness with God”. Again…
• Ch5, again, Paul is much concerned with sex. This suggests more about him than about god or Jesus.
• 5:5, “destruction of the flesh”, Oxford’s annotators seem to bend over backwards to explain how it doesn’t really mean that.
• 5:9, “not associate with sexually immoral persons…” Really? WWJD? From later letters Paul seems familiar with the various “sayings” of Jesus, but not, of course, with the NT gospels as we know them.
• Ch6, Don’t associate with non-believers! Very tribal, and self-righteous.
• 6:9, rather obsessed with ‘wrongdoers’. [I never realized until now that George Bush’s phrase ‘evildoers’ came out of his close attention to the themes of these ancient religious manuscripts which have, alas, informed so much of human history for the past two millennia.]
• ch7, more about sex! This is about Paul. Apparently he is unmarried and finds the whole idea of sex rather distasteful, and would just as soon counsel everyone else to consider it just as distasteful. Who is he to lay down such rules…? Apparently the one who won.
• 7:26, “impending crisis”, again, Paul predicts the Second Coming is happening soon.
• 7:31, “For the present form of this world is passing away.” Yet another statement of the most failed prophecy of all time.
• 10:20, Our god is real, theirs is not.
• Ch11, So many rules! Who says?
• 11:9, “Neither was man created for the sake of woman, but woman for the sake of man”. Obviously, antiquated gender roles, which many adhere to, to this day. Is there some atavistic evolutionary reason for this belief? Is this something that can be, or should be, overcome? Obviously US laws cites equality before the law, yet that “equal rights amendment” never passed.
• 11:14, “Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair, it is degrading to him…” Really?? Why?? Doesn’t that iconic portrait of Jesus show him with long hair? (And how, and how often, did men cut their hair in those days…? Do we know?)
• 12:8, a ranking in descending order of the values of wisdom, knowledge, faith, gifts of healing, then miracles, and so on. But later, 12:28, these are aligned with apostles, prophets, teachers and so on, so the ideas of wisdom and knowledge didn’t mean what we think of them now.
• 13:1, in NRSV, “a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal”, to mean saying without love; KJV says “I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal”, a phrase adapted by SF author Robert Silverberg for essay about his career up to a point: Sounding Brass, Tinkling Cymbal
• Throughout these passages, NRSV uses the word “love” where KJV uses “charity”. Asimov, p444-447, discusses the original Greek word, “agape”, and how neither translation exactly matches its meaning.
• 13:8, everything will end but love. Often-quoted: “When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child; when I became an adult, I put an end to childish ways.” (I think this is true, or should be true, in a greater way, as our species learns about the reality of the universe around us, and puts away childish, mythical beliefs of our tribal ancestors.)
• 13:12, KJV’s famous “through a glass, darkly” becomes in NRSV “in a mirror, dimly”.
• 14:1-2, seems to equate ‘prophesy’ with ‘speaking in tongues’, which is not commonly understood, I’d guess.
• 14:34, the famous injunction against women speaking in churches – but the Oxford annotators think these passages were later additions, not by Paul (for what that’s worth)
• Ch15, Paul goes on about the resurrection, which the Oxford annotators think is derived from “the philosophical proof of the immortality of the soul” in Plato’s Phaedr and others. Of course, Paul’s entire argument begs the question.
• 15:6, Jesus appeared to some 500 people?? First mention of this I’ve read. (And curious that the four Gospels, written later, didn’t describe any such thing.)

Second Corinthians

In this book especially, it struck me when I read it, it seems that Paul is using lots of words to say very little; that his prose is obsequious with flattery to his followers on Corinth on the one hand, boasting with unseemly self-importance, while at the same time reproving those followers like a father to unruly children, and almost desperate in his repeated appeals to the coming eternal life in the heavens.

Fewer specific notes. By Ch3, Paul has a new theme: he’s decided that the covenant of Moses is a “ministry of death” and only belief in Jesus is the way. Ch8 is a beg for money, like any contemporary preachers – as a “proof of love”. All the commentators seem to agree that Chs 10-13 come from an earlier, angrier, letter, that was grafted into this scroll by later editors. 10:10 describes Paul’s unimpressive appearance and presence. 10:5 insists that a believer’s every thought must be subsumed to Christ. 11:5, Paul is worried about the appeal of other “super-apostles”, as if is followers might be easily swayed. (By rhetoric, of course, not by any kind of evidence.) And 12:7, Paul’s apparently infamous “thorn”, about which no one really knows what he means, but about which Miller, anxious to justify every biblical passage through allusion to any kind of contemporary knowledge, speculates wildly.

Working my way through the New Testament; after the four gospels, and Acts, much of it is the epistles of Paul, seemingly the creator of the Christian religion.

(My current plan is to read through the rest of the NT over this next month, then return to the OT to closely read selected books — Genesis, maybe all of the first five, and Job, Psalms, Ecclesiastes, Proverbs, maybe a few others — then to finish the commentaries (Ehrman et al), to complete this examination of ancient history and cultural influences and primitive thinking, before returning to more contemporary, enlightened, thoughts.)

I’m reading Paul’s epistles in approximate chronological order as written, according to sources; so far I’ve read 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, Galatians, 1 and 2 Corinthians, Romans, and couple others.

It’s revealing to realize, as I mentioned earlier, that Paul was roaming around the Mediterranean converting people to the ‘gospel’ i.e. ‘good news’ of Jesus the savior, based on his own conversion experience, his relatively brief meetings with a couple of Jesus’ apostles, and his interpretation of prophecies from the Hebrew Bible. But *not* any of the four written ‘gospels’ we now know of in the New Testament — because they hadn’t been written yet. (Presumably oral versions of the stories that eventually were written down as the four gospels were floating around, in scattered fashion, but we all know how much stories change in the telling, especially over decades!) In that context, what is most striking in reading these letters is how certain Paul is of the religion he is trying to promulgate. He lays down the law to his followers, at times obsequious and at times scolding, creating an entire theology derived from selective reading of the Hebrew Bible and apparently based on his own predilections for proper behavior, much more than based on anything Jesus might have said or counseled. Paul is described as humble, perhaps ugly, and not well-spoken, but in his writings, he’s as zealous as they come. Jesus may have been his hero, but the religion is the creation of Paul.

As always, what follows are my immediate comments mostly about the implausibility of what Paul claims, and/or revealing circumstances that suggest how and why these stories came to be, driven by psychological motivations to selectively interpret data and create narratives that serve social and political purposes.

1 Thessalonians: Presumed to have been written about 50, and the earliest of Paul’s letters.

• 2:2, ‘shamefully mistreated’. Themes of persecution arise immediately. Commentators (Ehrman) point out that the early Christians’ refusal to observe Roman rituals was why they were persecuted — not because of anything inherent about the new ‘gospel’. Yet to this day, Christians love to feel persecuted.
• 2:10, Paul insists he is ‘blameless’ in his conduct toward his believers. Doth he protest too much?
• 2:13, “you received the word of God that you heard from us…what it really is, God’s word.” Paul presumes to know, for certain, God’s word.
• 2:18, Paul blames his failure to visit earlier on Satan.
• 3:13, Paul is preoccupied with the imminent return of Jesus.
• 4:3 ff, Paul is very concerned about the sexual habits of his followers, initiating a theme throughout the history of Christianity. Or perhaps revealing something about Paul, a bachelor too busy proselytizing to marry. He’d just as soon his followers live as he does: be pure, live quietly, work hard, pray.
• 4:15 Most of those alive now will see Jesus return. Why doesn’t this failed prophecy, the most spectacular failed prophecy of all time, completely undermine everything Paul ever said? Paul’s description of the “trump of God” has instead become the template for all imaginings of the second coming. How did he know it would happen like that?
• 4:17 is apparently the source of the now common idea of the ‘rapture’, when believers will be lifted into the heavens and all others will be “left behind”.
• 5:23, again, he’s coming soon!

2 Thessalonians: some authorities doubt the authenticity of this.

• 1:8-9, nonbelievers will “suffer the punishment of eternal destruction” … ‘Gospel’ may mean ‘good news’, but there’s a huge element of macabre delight by Paul in his insistence that anyone who does not take his word for God’s workings of all creation will be tormented forever. One wonders what a contemporary psychiatrist might say about this. Or is this all about mollifying believers, so they feel self-satisfied about being among the chosen?
• Ch2, Paul seems to backtrack a bit about the overdue second coming of Jesus, now claiming that some kind of rebellion needs to occur first, including the appearance of a “lawless one” (KJV “man of sin”), apparently never further identified. Asimov, p475, points out these passages as the source of the idea of an “Antichrist”, a theme still much discussed today about anyone the Christian devout does not like.
• 2:11, In my reading of the Bible, I am sometimes startled to read commentaries that point out individual verses that have over the millennia come to take on enormous meaning, when — reading them in context — they do not seem especially significant. Here’s one that is likely not quoted out of context: “For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion, leading them to believe what is false.” God created the world and people in it to worship him, and now he’s sending them delusions? Context is everything, no doubt.
• 3:6, Paul is much concerned about idleness.

Galatians

• 1:1 Now Paul claims himself to be an apostle, with as much authority as the twelve who actually knew Jesus.
• 1:4, “the present evil age”, another appearance of this historical cliché
• 1:7, Paul alludes to other ‘gospels’, presumably meaning not texts, but rival teachings. Of course, Paul insists his followers believe him, and not his rivals, lest they be “accursed”.
• 1:12, Paul claims to have received his gospel “through a revelation of Jesus Christ”, i.e. his experience on the road to Damascus. But how many other preachers were wandering around with their own revelations? A number if seems, or Paul wouldn’t protest.
• 1:17, Paul says he went to “Arabia” before he went to Damascus, which doesn’t seem consistent with Acts.
• 2:1, Somehow 14 years passed which Paul doesn’t bother to account for. What was he doing?
• 2:6-9, Paul is obsessed with circumcision, or perhaps people of the day were, for some reason I still don’t quite understand. That it should have been such a marker of tribes suggests that male urination was not a very private affair in those days, else how would anyone know whether anyone was circumcised or not?
• 2:15, Paul’s message now shifts a bit to claim that faith in Jesus trumps the “works of the law”, i.e. the Hebrew Bible, i.e. Leviticus. (Didn’t Jesus claim he came to uphold the law, not overthrow it? –But that’s someone else’s version of the story.) One assumes Paul is adjusting his message to appeal to his crowd, who are skeptical about adhering to strict Hebrew law — including circumcision. Strange standards to base a religion on.
• 3:2, Paul admonishes his followers to “receive the Spirit” by “believing what you heard”. Here is a frank admission that people were converted by the power of the story, the lecture, the sermon, and not, of course, any kind of claim to eyewitness testimony, let alone evidence.
• 3:16, appeal to scripture, of course. One gets the impression the story of Jesus appeals to Paul especially since he can attribute the few details he knows to cherry-picked verses from the enormous Hebrew Bible (i.e. OT).
• Ch5, Paul now advises that succumbing to circumcision would be to be obliged to obey the “entire law”, and he doesn’t want them to do that!
• 5:16, contrasting Spirit vs flesh. A note in the Oxford* NRSV says that “the idea of two opposing forces leading either to righteous or wicked behavior was prominent in the Qumran sect”. So many sects; Qumran.
• 6:7, “God is not mocked”. One of those isolated phrases people like to quote, without context.
• Asimov’s chapter on Galatians, p452ff, discusses the controversy about circumcision, and the Council of Jerusalem, held in 48, about this matter. Since Paul doesn’t mention it here, perhaps this letter was written before that.

Will post about Corinthians next time.

*I realize I should designate the Oxford edition of the NRSV when referring to their annotations; the Oxford annotators are not the translators of the NRSV. Sometimes the annotations quibble with the NRSV translation.

Latest set of notes on my readings, for the first time in my life, of the books of the New Testament, reading as a non-believer, inclined to skepticism, often to simple bemusement. The history of the world of supernatural claims is too broad to take any of them, even one that has inspired millions of adherents throughout history, seriously without any kind of thinking about their likely origin, and all the psychological and historical factors that went into their composition.

This post is about the book of Acts, i.e. The Acts of the Apostles, a longish book that describes what the apostles did immediately following Jesus’ death and supposed resurrection, but which is largely about Saul, later Paul, who created a chain of churches in reverence of Jesus over the following decades and who thus, almost single-handedly, created the Christian religion.

Sources of commentary are again Asimov’s Guide to the Bible: The New Testament (1969) and the extensive annotations and footnotes to the New Oxford Annotated Bible, New Revised Standard Edition (2010), that I’m reading from. (I also have a King James Version I consult, for comparison, on occasion.)

I think that in terms of modern understanding of “why people believe weird things” and the protocols of narrative, how stories are changed over time depending on the audience and on the motivations of the tellers, the NT gospels and this book in particular, are an exquisite case study. I’ll explore that idea in future posts, but for now, here are my transcribed notes about Acts, by chapter and verse, noting especially inconsistencies with other NT books, passages about claims that wouldn’t seem plausible today, and others that strike me as extraordinary improbable, or revealing of the thinking of the time.

• Acts is assumed to have been written by Luke; thus a sequel to the third gospel, addressed to the same “Theophilus” [lover of God].
• Asimov spends 100 pages of his book commenting on this, largely because of all the historical content
• 1:3 Jesus offers “many convincing proofs” after his resurrection – but only to his apostles
• 1:8 Much emphasis in this book on the ‘Holy spirit’ which is, what exactly? Not just metaphorical for the presence of God, but a third manifestation of Him, apparently, as has come to be understood as the ‘trinity.’ (Seems like an unnecessary multiplication of entities.) In practice, it seems as if any incidence of seeing visions, speaking in tongues, or otherwise generally acting crazily, is referred to as being possessed of the Holy Spirit.
• 1:16, again this obsession with fulfilling prophecy, as if nothing happening now, at the time, is valid unless it can be related to some aspect of ancient holy texts.
• 1:18, a different story of Judas’ death
• 2:4, speaking in tongues; why is it holy inspiration appears only via completely irrational ways? (Dreams, visions, etc.) Asimov notes p338: “The utterance of incoherent sounds under the influence of religious ecstasy is an effect common to many religions. … a common feature of the ecstatic frenzies of the bands of prophets that were a feature of Israelite religious practices under the judges and the kings. In fact, such ecstatic and incoherent speech was what was usually meant by the term ‘to prophesy’ in the early books of the Bible.” Hmm. Again and again, commentaries (including even those in the NSRV I’m reading) point out how various striking aspects of the world of the Bible – that is, aspects like miraculous prison breaks and ‘prophecies’ and so on, that we think of as part of that ancient time, special to that holy time, and not occurring today (except as claimed among certain extreme sects) – were, in fact, common to other religious practices of the time, and not special to the history of Israel or the story of Jesus. This one branch of history and its messiah are just the ones that have, for whatever reason, happened to have survived.
• 2:5, “every nation”, well all the nations the writer was aware of, perhaps. (Obviously, the culture of the Bible knew nothing of Africa, the vast majority of what we now call Asia, the Americas and Australia, and so on.)
• 2:8, the Holy Spirit causes a crowd to speak in various languages, and each person hears the babble in his own language. (Wasn’t there a Star Trek episode with a similar incident?) Asimov, p340, points out that, despite the numerous countries and races mentioned, most of them at the time would have spoken Greek, Aramaic, or both (being traders), and so this incident is not so miraculous as it sounds.
• 2:12 ff, aren’t they just drunk? No, prophecy! (Truly, motivated thinking.)
• 2:23, Acts is especially explicit about it being a *plan* that Jesus died, something I don’t think was in the earliest gospels.
• 2:40, “Save yourselves from this corrupt generation”, another citation of this historical cliché. (Everyone thinks the current generation is debased, that life was better in the old days.)
• 2:43, and Ch3, now the apostles begin performing “wonders and signs”!
• 3:17, they acted in ignorance – but it was part of the plan, right? The narrative tries to have it both ways.
• 4:4, many who hear Peter and John’s sermon, 5000 of them, believe; seems all it takes is a passionate sermon. Or is it because they healed the lame man? Throughout this book both or either seem sufficient, but if the Word is so powerful, why are the parlor tricks of miracles necessary? And weren’t other would-be messiahs performing such parlor-tricks?
• 4:22, odd comment about being more than 40 years old.
• 4:32, In this group of believers “no one claimed private ownership of any possessions, but everything they owned was held in common.” Communism! A practice I haven’t noticed many Christians today following. (In contrast, there’s a “prosperity gospel” theology, that keys off a few very selective passages of the NT, to justify the efforts of the wealthy to become more wealthy.)
• 5:2, two members of this group try to cheat the rules, and when found out, simply drop dead. Really? It’s easy to ridicule the apparent plain meaning of these stories from a contemporary perspective; what’s fascinating is to ponder why such unlikely stories were told and recorded presumably because they seemed plausible to listeners at the time.
• 5:12, more signs and wonders performed by the apostles. Doesn’t this rather undermine the claims of Jesus based on the miracles he performed? I understand this is why some of them, e.g. Peter, became saints…
• 5:19, a miraculous prison break via an angel. Later there’s one via a convenient earthquake.
• 5:34 ff, these passages, Asimov points out, describe how there were many other sects, with their own miraculous leaders, that had died out. Perhaps the Christians would too.
• Ch6: political infighting
• Ch7: Appeal to scripture. (Recurrent thought: the entire concept that a god – who created the entire world, the entire universe – would have a ‘chosen people’ is simply incoherent – much more plausibly a reflection of simple tribalistic self-importance, who invented this idea of “God”, of which *they* were the chosen people. (Does anyone believe in a god whose chosen people is some other group?) Why wouldn’t such a god communicate directly with *all* his creations? As with the First Commandment, this theme is an obvious vestige of polytheism, the assumption in those days that every tribe had their own local god.)
• Ch7: So Stephen is the first Christian martyr – as approved of by Saul. (Later Paul.)
• Ch8: Philip does miracles too, driving out ‘unclean spirits’
• 8:9, curious the writer identifies the works of this Simon, Simon Magus, as ‘magic’, even though it “amazed the people of Samaria”. Asimov, p349, discusses how Simon Magus was mentioned in later writings outside the NT, and inspired a heretical sect, the Simonians, that lasted two centuries.
• 8:26ff, a man from Ethiopia is (easily as always) converted just by hearing Philip’s story. Asimov has much to say about the appearance of an Ethiopian at this point in the story.
• Ch9, the famous conversion of Saul on the road to Damascus – a story so critical it’s told in full *three times* in Acts – by a light from heaven and voice no one else could hear. NSRV notes the story “incorporates various features of theophanies and stories of the call of prophets”, suggesting an awareness of how these stories were written to certain patterns (i.e. not, needless to say, based on any kind of eye-witness testimony). According to this story, Saul is converted by virtue of being blinded and then restored to sight—not because of any kind of “good news” that persuades so many others.
• 9:22, Saul becomes powerful “by proving that Jesus was the Messiah”, a rather question-begging use of the word “prove”.
• Asimov, p359.2, notes about Saul’s conversion that he becomes “as fanatical an upholder of the belief as, earlier, he had been fanatical in opposing it” and then notes wryly “(This is by no means uncommon in conversions.)”
• 9:36ff, now even Peter can raise the dead.
• Ch10, Peter has a strange, symbolic vision of a sheet holding all kinds of animals, and is inspired to convert Cornelius, someone who’s not already a Jew.
• 10:39, Jesus was “put to death by hanging him on a tree” ?
• 10:43, “everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins”, a core concept perhaps not spelled out earlier? Always struck me as a weird deal. Why is belief – without any more than hearsay evidence – so important that it’s rewarded with “forgiveness” of “sin”, i.e. release from the rules that presumably God set up in the first place?
• Ch11, Peter repeats his vision.
• 11:28, reference to the Roman emperor Claudius; this verse also predicts a famine “over all the world”.
• Ch12, a divine escape from prison; NRSV notes “Miraculous escapes were a staple of ancient literature.”
• 13:12, these stories conflate teachings with miraculous tricks or spells, a peculiar mix of standards of evidence. Then we get a lengthy recitation of ancient history!
• 13:6, they met “a certain magician, Jewish false prophet”; one gets the impression there were a lot of would-be prophets at the time.
• 13:9, in a quite understated way, Saul becomes Paul; Asimov p378-9 describes the significance of this conversion from a Hebrew name to a Gentile name, after which Paul quite takes charge.
• 14:3, more signs and wonders. Again, is it the message, or the magic tricks, that converts people? The text implies they’re both equally persuasive.
• 14:5, 14:18, riots! Given that the writer of Acts is presumably an apologist for the followers, one can only imagine what might actually have been going on at this time.
• Aside about Christian persecution, which is described in the NT as something believers must endure as a price for their faith, something, in fact, to be *proud* of as a mark of that faith. What’s not described in the NT is what is described elsewhere, e.g.:
   
  

  Early Christianity was periodically persecuted in the Roman empire, because its votaries refused to observe the empire’s public religion, which was a responsibility of citizenship. They were therefore thought to be subversives, whose loyalties were such that they refused to participate in the state’s observances of civic cohesion; and because they refused to believe in the [Roman] gods, they were dubbed atheists.

  (This is from A.C. Grayling, Ideas That Matter, in his chapter about Christianity.) Roman intellectuals of the time at least made the pretense of observing the Roman gods. One can try to read between the narratives to imagine the early Christians as a truly rebellious cult… but why? Why did their apparent conversion to followers of Christ cause them to so explicitly defy Roman customs? Via the zealousness of Paul? Will be reading through the epistles, and elsewhere about the history of Christianity, to see if there is an answer.

• 14:11, the crowd is just as willing to believe that Zeus and Hermes appear in human form.
• Asimov p384, cites the Roman poet Ovid as evidence that Paul was in fact a rather weakly person, hardly charismatic (which confounds my comments just above), unless this was Socratic irony; and speculates that the incident on the road to Damascus was due to epilepsy.
• Ch15, much concern about circumcision. Why is this so important, and why did the practice arise in the first place? I glanced at Wikipedia about this but tl;dr.
• Ch16, and so Paul relaxes the rules about circumcision and strict dieting, in order to attract converts who need not follow Jewish law.
• 16:6-7, odd passages about how Paul and company were deterred from speaking in certain towns in Asia [Minor]; the writer attributes this to the “Holy Spirit” (huh? Why?) Asimov, p393, speculates what might have been going on.
• 16:11, “We” !! Is this evidence of the writer Luke? Or, more likely, is this simply bad editing by those who, decades later, might have assembled parts of oral accounts? There are two more groups of verses told in the first person like this.
• 16:25 ff, another magical jailbreak.
• 17:3, more “proof” based on citation of scripture. Standards of evidence were different in those days.
• 17:5, more riots
• Ch17, the arrival in Athens; Asimov has much background about the philosophers of that time (not mentioned in Acts, of course): Epicurius, Zeno, the Stoics
• 17:34, Asimov, p403t, notes that “later tradition built enormously upon this single verse”, unto the 6th century. (Upon such slender reeds…)
• 18:26, “they took him aside and explained the Way of God to him more accurately”. There were by this time all these local “churches”, each telling followers the stories they had been told, with inevitable embellishments and variations. This verse seems to suggest that Paul and group are helping this guy his story straight.
• 19:6, “they spoke in tongues and prophesied” – because of Holy Spirit. As in previous item, so often a single verse will inspire traditions that last hundreds of years, can we assume that this verse is the inspiration for all the modern Christian cults who think “speaking in tongues” is an essential part of their faith? No doubt a crucial passage.
• 19:11, more miracles through Paul
• 19:15, an evil spirit talks back to a false exorcist
• 19:28ff, more riots. The shrines of Artemis, as Asimov points out, the Greek/Roman fertility goddess, portrayed in statues as a woman with a couple dozen breasts. :35 about “the statue that fell from heaven” have led some, Asimov 410t, to speculate is was a meteorite.
• 20:10, another resurrection, via Paul.
• 20:25, Jesus is quoted as saying, “It is more blessed to give than to receive”, but it’s a saying not found in the gospels.
• Ch21, more riots.
• 21:38, reference to some other pseudo-messiah, this one an Egyptian
• The story of Paul takes him before trials and finally being sent to Rome, via a treacherous voyage and shipwreck on the island of Malta.
• 26:24, Paul tells his conversion story yet again, and gets this response: “You are out of your mind, Paul! Too much learning is driving you insane!”
• 27:30, adrift at sea, sailors try to escape the ship. NRSV notes, “Escape of the crew is a popular motif found in Greco-Roman novels.”
• 28:4, magical thinking: when Paul is bitten by a snake, the natives say “This man must be a murderer”… but then when Paul does not die, “they changed their minds and began to say that he was a god”.
• 28:23ff, Paul preaches in Rome and some are not convinced; fortunately, every circumstance can be justified as foretold by the prophets!
• Asimov notes how Acts ends some three decades after Paul’s conversion, after he’d established many churches in Asia Minor and Greece, but some three years before he died. Perhaps, Asimov suggests, that the story deliberately ended at the high spot in his career, before his downfall.

Latest set of notes on my readings, the first in my life, of books of the New Testament, finishing yesterday the Gospel According to John. (I earlier skimmed the OT but have been reading the NT itself.) Sources of commentary are mostly Asimov’s Guide to the Bible: The New Testament (1969) and the extensive annotations and footnotes to the New Oxford Annotated Bible, New Revised Standard Edition (2010), that I’m reading from. (I also have a King James Version I consult, for comparison, on occasion.)

These are initial impressions and reactions from this first reading, not necessarily any final conclusions about the book’s meaning or the Bible in general.

John is quite different from the three ‘synoptic’ gospels, primarily in its portrayal of Jesus as aware of his messiah-hood from the very beginning, and insistent about it to anyone who will listen. It’s as if Hollywood producers read the three earlier drafts [gospels] and sent them back with the admonition to make its central figure more aggressive and heroic, not so meek and cautious. In reality, we all understand, the four gospels were written over a period of some decades, and decades after the life of Jesus, and each writer had a different audience in mind and narrative points to make; John, the last of them, was writing for a broader audience beyond the community of believers, so his message and theme is that Jesus has come to save the entire world, not just those who first believed in him. (Thus does the motivation of the narrator affect the story told, the characterizations made, the purported events included or omitted.)

I understand that believers somehow rationalize the four (at times quite different) gospels as in some way all being simultaneously accurate and true, but I can’t quite imagine how that can be done without a good deal of motivated thinking and selective mental editing of contradictory passages.

Comments and reactions by chapter and verse:

1:1, John begins portentously with an introduction about “the Word” and how God, and Jesus, have existed since before the beginning of time. Asimov, p298, provides some insightful background about the Greek philosophers, beginning with Thales, and their gradual conception of ‘laws of nature’, regularities that can be understood, 299.6, and the subsequent emergence of the ‘Gnostics’, who identified God with wisdom and perfection but who was unknowable. Their explanation for the apparent imperfection of the world was that some other being, an evil Demiurge, created the world. John’s point in talking about the “Word” is to explicitly reject this idea of a separation between truth and wisdom and the creator of the world, insisting instead that God the creator and the world are one. John is also insistent that John the Baptist was in no way a precursor Messiah, nor was Elijah.

And, as already mentioned, John portrays Jesus, contrary to Mark and Matthew, as being recognized as the Messiah at once, by John the Baptist, and then repeatedly for a period of three years until his execution. Asimov notes, p306.5, “From the standpoint of realistic history, this view is quite impossible…”

1:35-49,Thoughout John, it strikes me that witnesses to Jesus’ presence are very easily convinced they have found their Messiah.

In general: There is no virgin birth in John. One might wonder why such an important detail would have been left out, unless perhaps (my speculation) it’s because myths of saviors who were born of virgins were pretty common in that era (see Pinker quote in this post), and this rather incredible yet commonplace part of Jesus’ story might have undermined John’s loftier goals. (Narrative)

3:16, “For God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him may not perish but may have eternal life” (NRSV omits KJV’s “begotten”). This perhaps most famous passage in the bible is spoken by Jesus himself, something I’d never realized. So what does “gave” mean here? That Jesus knows his fate and the future is pre-written? I’m guessing that’s what is meant here, but it also seems a tad like a self-fulfilling prophecy, and throughout this book both John and his character Jesus are obsessed with fulfilling prophecy.

3:18 ff, If you don’t believe me you must be evil, Jesus says. And 3:36, you will be punished! A recurring theme in John and to a lesser extent in the earlier gospels is how Jesus explains things, often in parable, and the people hearing him do not understand. One wonders, per my comment at the end of this post, who might it have been who did witness these incidents and nevertheless *did* understand Jesus’ point well enough to pass the stories on to others, and eventually to the gospel writer.

4:18-42, Because Jesus can somehow tell that the Samaritan woman has had five husbands, she decides he’s the savior of the world.

5:16, The Jews (as John groups all of them) repeatedly condemn Jesus for performing miracles on the Sabbath. Are these not real miracles then, that they do not impress the Jews? Or is the writer here engaging in some easy storytelling by assigning the Jews to be black-hat villains?

Ch 6, the loaves and fish miracle– the one miracle repeated in all four gospels, remarkable in itself. My thought: if Jesus was attracting crowds where ever he went, why isn’t this a recurrent problem?

6:42, The Jews knew of Jesus’ parents and wondered how he could now claim to have come down from heaven. Good question. (Apparently they not heard about the virgin birth.)

6:51, Ritual cannibalism, retained to this day in the Catholic church.

7:40, More obsession with fulfilling prophecy… prophecies everyone involved were aware of. (It’s not as if Jesus were unwittingly fulfilling prophecies he knew nothing about.)

8:3, A woman has been “caught in adultery” and the crowd is about to stone her. What about the *man* caught in adultery? Isn’t he guilty too? (Apparently not, in this primitive patriarchal world.) Jesus cautions the crowd with the famous line about “let he who is without sin cast the first stone”, a nice sentiment, but doesn’t this rather undermine the entire authority of the OT laws? Because everyone is a sinner, right? So how can anyone carry out any kind of punishment? Anyway, NRSV notes that this entire passage, 8:1-11, is missing from earliest sources and seems to be a later addition.

8:13, The Pharisees note that Jesus’ testimony is on his own behalf and therefore invalid. Yes, exactly, is my thought. Jesus replies with sophistry.

8:24, Believe or die, because I say so.

8:32, “The truth will make you free” but again, typically, the crowd does not understand.

9:2, Yet again, an illness or condition, in this case being blind, is equated with sin. This is medical understanding (or superstition) of the time.

9:25, “I was blind, now I see”. Is this the source of the “Amazing Grace” lyric?

9:31, “We know that God does not listen to sinners..” Isn’t everyone a sinner? Or was this concept a later development?

10:6, Yet again Jesus is misunderstood, but somehow his point survives to be written down by John.

10:27, Jesus’ followers are (mere) sheep, but they will have eternal life, for being unthinking followers.

Ch 11, All about Jesus’ raising Lazarus from the dead, the climactic miracle that triggers authorities to try and execute him. Isn’t it odd that this event is not mentioned in the earlier gospels?

11:6, Jesus *lets Lazarus die* so that he can subsequently show off “God’s glory”, 11:15; just as the earlier blind man was blind from birth so that Jesus could cure him.

11:38, Lazarus is put in a tomb, a cave blocked by a stone, just like the one Jesus will later be put in. How many of these caves are there?

11:48, Worries that if authorities don’t reign in Jesus, the Romans will come down on the Jews. It’s fortunate, or clever, how political motivations of the time mesh with God’s larger plan to sacrifice his son and save mankind.

12:28, God speaks from heaven. Why doesn’t He intervene directly like this more often? [A larger point, to be explored later: if an omniscient ‘God’ were really present and watching over mankind, why wouldn’t his interventions be strikingly obvious, not just in this ancient day, but to this day? –Later.]

12:38, The Jews don’t believe, despite all the supposed evidence, because prophecy!

Again in general: No last supper as described in the other gospels.

12:20 ff, Asimov, p325, identifies this event, as Greeks come to see Jesus and the Jews turn away, as the turning point in John’s narrative to indicate that the direction of Christianity is toward the Gentile and away from the Jew. (Narrative)

13:1, Jesus knows his hour has come. Or is he consciously fulfilling prophecy?

13:2, etc., The devil enters Judas and Judas is set up to betray Jesus — but when the time comes, 18:5, Jesus gives himself up! There is no betrayal.

14:2 “In my father’s house there are many mansions” in KJV becomes “…many dwelling places” in NRSV

14:9 Again, the disciples are a bit dim. This whole section is repetitious.

14:16, Jesus advises that “another Advocate” (NRSV) or “Comforter” (KJV) will come, and mentions this four times. Asimov, p326, offers some fascinating historical consequences: in AD 160 a Christian in Asia Minor named Montanus claimed to be the incarnation of this Comforter, a sort of new Messiah, and though rejected by Christian authorities of the time, gathered a cult of followers that lasted over 500 years.

15:18 ff, Odd that Jesus seems to welcome the world’s hatred. Oh wait– prophecy.

16:16, etc — Again, his followers don’t understand. 16:25 Jesus finally decides to speak plainly. Why wait so long to speak plainly of such very important matters?

18:10, The right ear. Only Luke claims Jesus then healed the ear. Odd how some little details like this, the right ear being cut off, get repeated in the gospels — but not major details, like the virgin birth or the raising of Lazarus.

18:38, “What is truth?” Indeed. (“Is mine the same as yours?”)

19:17, Jesus carries his own cross (unlike the other gospels)

19:35, John is repeatedly coy about who the witness is, who the beloved disciple is. Asimov, p328, points out that John is going out of his way to justify his claim that the blame for Jesus’ execution rests entirely on the Jews. Again in 19:36 John appeals to scripture, this time alluding to Exodus, to emphasize the new and great sacrifice — for all mankind — that Jesus undergoes.

Ch 20, The obvious observation about Jesus’ supposed resurrection is that the evidence provided is circumstantial, about a missing body, not any kind of eyewitness testimony of a visibly rising corpse — as we saw with Lazarus (11:44). The disciples don’t initially believe because “they did not understand scripture” (!),

20:9, Another appeal to prophecy. When the angels appear, only Mary Magdalene (whom a previous gospel implied had been cured of demons, by Jesus, and so was perhaps not entirely right in her mind) is there to witness them. Subsequently Jesus appears only to his disciples — and even they don’t immediately recognize him — and not to anyone not inclined (given they understand scripture!) to believe in his resurrection. All of this circumstantial and hearsay evidence would not get Jesus’ case very far in a court of law.

20:29, Better to believe without evidence, Jesus says.

Ch 21, Yet more details of post-execution appearances. As Asimov notes, “Apparently, the later the gospel, the more detailed the story of the resurrection”.

21:20, Again, why so coy abut the identity of the disciple?

All of this is fascinating, but to me only as the earliest and most elaborate example of how stories become legends and myths, how stories change as their tellers change their stories (for decades before they were written down) to suit their audiences and their own motivations, and how simplified versions of such stories take residence among people for cultural reasons, ‘believed’ without any close examination of their details.

I see the next book, Acts, follows from Luke and tells about the early disciples and how they spread and established the church — all before the gospels themselves were written down. One might conclude that the gospels were finally written as justification for what was until that point a social movement … and how historical contingencies played a large part into why that movement, and these stories, came to dominate subsequent millennia of human history.