Bible System Updates

From The New Yorker, last November: Bible System Updates

VERSION 1.0: Original release. Heavens, Earth, formless void.

And so on.

1.6 “Sodom and Gomorrah” N.S.F.W. glitch identified and removed. Bible now free of “Homosexuality” virus.

And then

VERSION 2.0: “New Testament” expansion pack. Adds Jesus features.

And so on and so on.

VERSION 6.0: Homosexuality-compatible. Homosexual colors added back (sea-foam green, fire-engine red).

6.1 Eve now known as Steve.

6.2 “Original Sin” glitch fixed; basic human goodness implied.

And finally,

6.12 “God” feature removed entirely. Replaced with “The Cloud.”

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