From The New Yorker, last November: Bible System Updates
VERSION 1.0: Original release. Heavens, Earth, formless void.
And so on.
1.6 “Sodom and Gomorrah” N.S.F.W. glitch identified and removed. Bible now free of “Homosexuality” virus.
VERSION 2.0: “New Testament” expansion pack. Adds Jesus features.
And so on and so on.
VERSION 6.0: Homosexuality-compatible. Homosexual colors added back (sea-foam green, fire-engine red).
6.1 Eve now known as Steve.
6.2 “Original Sin” glitch fixed; basic human goodness implied.
6.12 “God” feature removed entirely. Replaced with “The Cloud.”